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I said I wanted him to make me squeal tonight he told me he had a robot pig for that

I said I wanted him to make me squeal tonight he told me he had a robot pig for that  Redditors Wife

i told him billy needs help with his science home work he bought him a ke$ha CD

i told him billy needs help with his science home work he bought him a ke$ha CD  Redditors Wife

I took off all my clothes for him and all he said was "Difficult to masterbate to"

I took off all my clothes for him and all he said was

I told him it was my birthday he called me a karma whore

I told him it was my birthday he called me a karma whore  Redditors Wife

Babe, you checked how many upvotes you had like two minutes ago Two? It's been at least five!

Babe, you checked how many upvotes you had like two minutes ago Two?  It's been at least five!  Redditors Wife

I asked him to spend more time with our son He dressed him up as a flower and waterboarded him

I asked him to spend more time with our son He dressed him up as a flower and waterboarded him  Redditors Wife

I Said I Wanted to Upgrade to a Larger Vehicle He Laughed and Said I had a Small Dick

I Said I Wanted to Upgrade to a Larger Vehicle  He Laughed and Said I had a Small Dick  Redditors Wife

I was ready at 5:25 He took 5 minutes to post a meme about it

I was ready at 5:25 He took 5 minutes to post a meme about it  Redditors Wife

Our therapist said to dress up as something he likes I have to find out what a "karma whore" wears

Our therapist said to dress up as something he likes I have to find out what a

after the birth of our 2nd child he shouted "fucking repost!"

after the birth of our 2nd child he shouted
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