Redditors Wife

I lost a tickle fight He cut off my ponytail

I lost a tickle fight He cut off my ponytail  Redditors Wife

I told him I wanted to give him a handjob February is over, I can do it myself

I told him I wanted to give him a handjob February is over, I can do it myself  Redditors Wife

Asked him if he wanted to see the dolphin outside he just murmured something about crafty hurricanes

Asked him if he wanted to see the dolphin outside he just murmured something about crafty hurricanes  Redditors Wife

Weren't we going out tonight? Already showered and got dressed. That's enough for today.

Weren't we going out tonight? Already showered and got dressed. That's enough for today.  Redditors Wife

I asked him if he wanted to get dirty in the bedroom... "I already touched the coverlet!"

I asked him if he wanted to get dirty in the bedroom...

I checked his internet history i never knew he was a sesame street fan

I checked his internet history i never knew he was a sesame street fan  Redditors Wife

I told him I caught my first shiny He grabbed his cameraphone and mumbled something about karma

I told him I caught my first shiny He grabbed his cameraphone and mumbled something about karma  Redditors Wife

i asked him why he even married me he said stockholm syndrome

i asked him why he even married me he said stockholm syndrome  Redditors Wife

Finally gets Brewfest mount. Can't tell BF because he hasn't got one yet.

Finally gets Brewfest mount. Can't tell BF because he hasn't got one yet.  Redditors Wife

I sent him divorce papers He sends back tl;dr

I sent him divorce papers He sends back tl;dr  Redditors Wife
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