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He started tickling me saying he was the tickle monster I had to give him a blowjob to make him stop

He started tickling me saying he was the tickle monster I had to give him a blowjob to make him stop  Redditors Wife

I found out I was pregnant. He's already calling the child "Stormageddon."

I found out I was pregnant. He's already calling the child

He stays up every night playing that stupid game And he's not even 1300elo

He stays up every night
playing that stupid game And he's not even 1300elo  Redditors Wife

i asked him if he wanted leftovers... he said to nuke the chinese

i asked him if he wanted leftovers... he said to nuke the chinese  Redditors Wife

Asked him if we could have sex He told me to grow another vagina

Asked him if we could have sex He told me to grow another vagina  Redditors Wife

I baked him a cake for his birthday He said he only wants the frosting

I baked him a cake for his birthday He said he only wants the frosting  Redditors Wife

I asked him who to invite to our BBQ He said "Why not Zoidberg?"

I asked him who to invite to our BBQ He said

Asked if he wanted a blowjob "Check reddit"

Asked if he wanted a blowjob

I served leftovers for dinner he yelled, "Repost!"

I served leftovers for dinner he yelled,

oh! can i watch the reddit with you tonight? Dammit.

oh! can i watch the reddit with you tonight? Dammit.  Redditors Wife
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