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I asked him if we could get a dog he said we don't need any help with our finances

I asked him if we could get a dog he said we don't need any help with our finances  Redditors Wife

Texted Him "I Love You" Texted back ".___________."

Texted Him

I asked him how he thought our son was doing at college he said "dead"

I asked him how he thought our son was doing at college he said

I asked him to get off the computer and help me around the house He name dropped 10 friends that had his back then yelled, "You just got told, bitch!"

I asked him to get off the computer and help me around the house He name dropped 10 friends that had his back then yelled,

I asked him why we never do any foreplay before sex anymore he said, "wadsworth constant applies."

I asked him why we never do any foreplay before sex anymore he said,

I told him i got a new phone He told me to tie it to a kite

I told him i got a new phone He told me to tie it to a kite  Redditors Wife

I told him I would get a divorce unless he quits Reddit He submitted an AskReddit post asking what he should do

I told him I would get a divorce unless he quits Reddit He submitted an AskReddit post asking what he should do  Redditors Wife

i say i'm bored as a hint for sex he tells me to read a berk.

i say i'm bored as a hint for sex he tells me to read a berk.  Redditors Wife

Asked him to come to bed "Can't walk through the door or I will forget everything."

Asked him to come to bed

I told Him our Son got an A+ in math He asked me if it solved a 300 hundred year old Newtonian dilemma

I told Him our Son got an A+ in math He asked me if it solved a 300 hundred year old Newtonian dilemma  Redditors Wife
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