Redditors Wife

I asked him, "How can you have morals without God?" He told me to "read the FAQ"

I asked him,

i asked him if he knew where my pads kept going "Shh, dicks asleep."

i asked him if he knew where my pads kept going

I asked him if he wanted some cucumber He said "I know where that's been"

I asked him if he wanted some cucumber He said

I said I was horny He said go smash the Lava Lamp

I said I was horny He said go smash the Lava Lamp  Redditors Wife

I said I was horny He handed me a towel, electrical tape, and a condom.

I said I was horny He handed me a towel, electrical tape, and a condom.    Redditors Wife

told him my pussy is wet he said he didnt pee on it

told him my pussy is wet he said he didnt pee on it  Redditors Wife

Ask husband to have sex Sure

Ask husband to have sex Sure  Redditors Wife

I told him to spend more time with our 7 year-old son He made our son do an AMA

I told him to spend more time with our 7 year-old son He made our son do an AMA  Redditors Wife

told him that i'm unfulfilled in our marriage "/r/firstworldproblems" Caption 3 goes here

told him that i'm unfulfilled in our marriage

i told him i was pregnant he just yelled "the price of children is too damn high!"

i told him i was pregnant he just yelled
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