Redditors Wife

Asked him if he wanted to have sex tonight He told me i'm as loose as a pringles can

Asked him if he wanted to have sex tonight He told me i'm as loose as a pringles can  Redditors Wife

I reach out my hand and tell him to come to bed He fistbumps me

I reach out my hand and tell him to come to bed He fistbumps me  Redditors Wife

"i hope you're not basing these ggg memes on yourself. you're kind of a bastard, actually." [types] "ggg's wife is a pain-in-the-ass" "he keeps it to himself, though"

I asked how the koi pond was going he giggled and said it was 6 feet deep

I asked how the koi pond was going he giggled and said it was 6 feet deep  Redditors Wife

Ask him if he wants to smoke and then have sexy times Packing a bowl with his pants dropped before the sentence is finished

Ask him if he wants to smoke and then have sexy times Packing a bowl with his pants dropped before the sentence is finished  Redditors Wife

i asked him what we should name the baby why not zoidberg

i asked him what we should name the baby why not zoidberg   Redditors Wife

I WANTED TO GET A PUPPY HE SAID IT'S WORTH MORE KARMA IF WE BLIND IT

I WANTED TO GET A PUPPY HE SAID IT'S WORTH MORE KARMA IF WE BLIND IT  Redditors Wife

I asked if he liked my haircut he drew on my forehead and made me pose to show it as a beard

I asked if he liked my haircut he drew on my forehead and made me pose to show it as a beard  Redditors Wife

Asks him something responds with whatever the top post of the day was

Asks him something responds with whatever the top post of the day was  Redditors Wife

I told him we should go for a romantic boat ride He flipped our coffee table over and strapped an engine to it

I told him we should go for a romantic boat ride He flipped our coffee table over and strapped an engine to it  Redditors Wife
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