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I said something He referenced something from the front page

I said something He referenced something from the front page  Redditors Wife

Makes "why not zoidberg?" joke calls her a karma whore

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I asked him to clean up the baby's vomit, he said, we ran out of coffee.

I asked him to clean up the baby's vomit, he said, we ran out of coffee.  Redditors Wife

i wanted to plan a cheap vacation he said we could see the loch ness monster for free

i wanted to plan a cheap vacation he said we could see the loch ness monster for free  Redditors Wife

told him i was pregnant with twins he named them first and repost

told him i was pregnant with twins he named them first and repost  Redditors Wife

I commit suicide because he's constantly on reddit He uses reddit to deal with the loss

I commit suicide because he's constantly on reddit He uses reddit to deal with the loss  Redditors Wife

I asked him if he wanted to make out He said he'd rather do it with his best friend

I asked him if he wanted to        make out He said he'd rather do it with his best friend  Redditors Wife

I told him to put out the fire he set He said "Josh will take care of it"

I told him to put out the fire he set He said

I told him I slept with his brother Tell it to the bear

I told him I slept with his brother Tell it to the bear  Redditors Wife

asked him if he wanted to try something new he said: why not Zoidberg?

asked him if he wanted to try something new he said: why not Zoidberg?  Redditors Wife
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