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I told him to come to bed He said no I'm the President I can stay up as long as I want

I told him to come to bed He said no I'm the President I can stay up as long as I want  Redditors Wife

"It's 2am, what are you doing still up?" "Waiting for a prank caller."

I asked him why he was leaving me he said reddit goes down more often

I asked him why he was leaving me he said reddit goes down more often  Redditors Wife

He fingered me for the first time in months He was checking for a flash drive

He fingered me for the first time in months He was checking for a flash drive  Redditors Wife

I SAID I WAS FINALLY WILLING TO TRY ANAL HE SAID NOT UNTIL IT'S PURPLE

I SAID I WAS FINALLY WILLING TO TRY ANAL HE SAID NOT UNTIL IT'S PURPLE  Redditors Wife

I made a meme to get his attention he downvoted it

I made a meme to get his attention he downvoted it  Redditors Wife

I thought he wanted a "Day of sex" He just wanted deus ex.

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I wanted a photo of us he asked if we had any pop tarts

I wanted a photo of us he asked if we had any pop tarts  Redditors Wife

I asked him why he wanted to put a bell in my vagina He said venom must die

I asked him why he wanted to put a bell in my vagina He said venom must die  Redditors Wife

I asked him if he wanted to go to dinner tonight he said he was waiting for some guy to poop first

I asked him if he wanted to go to dinner tonight he said he was waiting for some guy to poop first  Redditors Wife
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