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i told him i had a miscarriage he said, "OP didn't deliver."

i told him i had a miscarriage he said,

I asked him to come to bed he called me a blt with cheese

I asked him to come to bed he called me a blt with cheese  Redditors Wife

I told him the Chinese are revolting he said, "yeah, they'll shit in a plastic bag and clog the toilet."

I told him the Chinese are revolting he said,

I asked him how he planned on getting in shape He said that he would start bench pressing a goose

I asked him how he planned on getting in shape He said that he would start bench pressing a goose  Redditors Wife

i asked him if he'd like to use my back door he said it wasn't secret enough

i asked him if he'd like to use my back door he said it wasn't secret enough  Redditors Wife

asked him to call me a pet name he called me zoidberg

asked him to call me a pet name he called me zoidberg  Redditors Wife

He won't talk about his day anymore Only makes poorly drawn comics about it

He won't talk about his day anymore Only makes poorly drawn comics about it  Redditors Wife

I told him we were getting a divorce He said go step on a lego

I told him we were getting a divorce He said go step on a lego  Redditors Wife

I asked him if we could go for a valentines dinner He said vodka would be cheaper

I asked him if we could go for a valentines dinner He said vodka would be cheaper  Redditors Wife

I asked him if he wanted to have a child. He told me to read 100 books first.

I asked him if he wanted to have a child. He told me to read 100 books first.  Redditors Wife
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