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He calls me Herp in public Everyone thinks I'm diseased Caption 3 goes here

He calls me Herp in public Everyone thinks I'm diseased Caption 3 goes here Redditors Wife
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He said he wanted to take photographs of me While pretending to drown me in the sink

He said he wanted to take photographs of me While pretending to drown me in the sink Redditors Wife
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I asked him for sex he asked, "Will there be muffins?"

I asked him for sex he asked,
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Told him I wanted to go skiing He said i was gonna have a bad time

Told him I wanted to go skiing He said i was gonna have a bad time Redditors Wife
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I tried to have surprise sex with him, He told me to make my own damn food.

I tried to have surprise sex with him, He told me to make my own damn food. Redditors Wife
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I wanted to watch a movie with him HE told me to call him after the first 30%.

I wanted to watch a movie with him HE told me to call him after the first 30%. Redditors Wife
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I told him to get off reddit He said he was beaming me back to the kitchen.

I told him to get off reddit He said he was beaming me back to the kitchen. Redditors Wife
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I asked him if he wanted to have sex HE replied only if i had two vaginas

I asked him if he wanted to have sex HE replied only if i had two vaginas Redditors Wife
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He spent two hours making an ascii bear He said the bear is a child molester

He spent two hours making an ascii bear He said the bear is a child molester Redditors Wife
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I told him we could have a Clonetrooper threesome in the basement He took a picture and said "BRB"

I told him we could have a Clonetrooper threesome in the basement He took a picture and said
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