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He texted me saying we should have sex He texted his whole phonebook the same thing

He texted me saying we should have sex He texted his whole phonebook the same thing  Redditors Wife

i thought that pic i posted on gonewild would get his attention he downvoted it

i thought that pic i posted on gonewild would get his attention he downvoted it  Redditors Wife

I told him, "You've been a great husband lately" he said, "Reddit was down"

I told him,

I SAID I WAS KICKING HIM OUT "ILL BE AT THE GYM" HE SAID

I SAID I WAS KICKING HIM OUT

ASKED HIM IF HE WANTED KIDS SAYS IT'S NOT NECESSARY, HE ALREADY HAS WORMS IN HIS ASS.

ASKED HIM IF HE WANTED KIDS SAYS IT'S NOT NECESSARY, 
HE ALREADY HAS WORMS 
IN HIS ASS.  Redditors Wife

I asked him why we had to sell the house he said, "too many upvotes from atheists"

I asked him why we had to sell the house he said,

I asked him to buy me tampons He said "just use this sea sponge"

I asked him to buy me tampons He said

I asked him if we could have sex He asked which one of us was going to be "Molly"

I asked him if we could have sex He asked which one of us was going to be

Would you like to share my art on that site you're always on I found better art online, I'll just say you did it

Would you like to share my art on that site you're always on I found better art online, I'll just say you did it  Redditors Wife

I said I wouldn't betray him He said I wasn't a potato

I said I wouldn't betray him He said I wasn't a potato  Redditors Wife
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