Redditors Wife

Asked him to come make out I have guacamole

Asked him to come make out I have guacamole  Redditors Wife

I told him I just quit smoking He just unzipped his pants

I told him I just quit smoking He just unzipped his pants  Redditors Wife

Told him I was in the mood Said he had his robot pig

Told him I was in the mood Said he had his robot pig  Redditors Wife

He realized that I left with the UPS guy days later from the tracking receipt

He realized that I left with the UPS guy days later from the tracking receipt  Redditors Wife

I made him some toast for breakfast. He said he didn't want to suck dick.

I made him some toast for breakfast. He said he didn't want to suck dick.  Redditors Wife

I showed him my boobs he said "get a falcon"

I showed him my boobs he said

She gave me the silent treatment she thinks it's a punishment

She gave me the silent treatment 
she thinks it's a punishment  Redditors Wife

i told him i was leaving him he mumbled something about extra toilet paper

i told him i was
leaving him he mumbled something about extra toilet paper  Redditors Wife

I drew him a meme expressing my undying love for him he used it to karma whore

I drew him a meme expressing my undying love for him he used it to karma whore  Redditors Wife

I asked him to hold my hand He said I'll go get the camera

I asked him to hold my hand He said I'll go get the camera  Redditors Wife
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