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i caught him masturbating into my shoes he said it was for womens rights

i caught him masturbating into my shoes he said it was for womens rights  Redditors Wife

How much do you love me? I love you more than cow

How much do you love me? I love you more than cow  Redditors Wife

i asked for a new purse for my birthday he tossed me a pack of gum

i asked for a new purse for my birthday he tossed me a pack of gum  Redditors Wife

we went hiking today and i got thirsty he told me to drink my own piss and laughed

we went hiking today and i got thirsty he told me to drink my own piss and laughed  Redditors Wife

I asked him why he was masturbating he said this guy's just so damn photogenic

I asked him why he was masturbating he said this guy's just so damn photogenic  Redditors Wife

I asked him to have sex He said "you don't have any cinnamon toast crunch".

I asked him to have sex He said

I told him I lost 5 pounds He said I need to lose at least 60 more to make the front page.

I told him I lost 5 pounds He said I need to lose at least 60 more to make the front page.  Redditors Wife

I asked him if we could have sex He said "are your bra and panties matching?"

I asked him if we could have sex He said

I told him I wanted a divorce All he said was "Cool story Bro" Caption 3 goes here

I told him I wanted a divorce All he said was

I asked him to see things from my point of view He looked out the kitchen window

I asked him to see things from my point of view He looked out the kitchen window  Redditors Wife
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