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I asked him what happened to the kitchen He said "i turned it into a movie theater"

I asked him what happened to the kitchen He said

I asked him why our savings account was empty he said he promised to donate it for upvotes

I asked him why our savings account was empty he said he promised to donate it for upvotes  Redditors Wife

I asked him to watch a movie He said to stack the couches

I asked him to watch a movie He said to stack the couches  Redditors Wife

I told him my mom died He said, "Nope. Chuck Testa."

I told him my mom died He said,

I told him he spent too much time online He said "Good luck with the pickle jar, bitch"

I told him he spent too much time online He said

I asked how we could spice things up in the bedroom, He said, "there's a realdoll convention in town, get the rope and a gurney."

I asked how we could spice things up in the bedroom, He said,

I asked if he was he trying to seduce me He said he was just trying to get rid of his boner

I asked if he was he trying to seduce me He said he was just trying to get rid of his boner  Redditors Wife

I asked him to turn me on He got me a baked Potato

I asked him to turn me on He got me a baked Potato  Redditors Wife

I asked him to balance our budget he put the checkbook on his face

I asked him to balance our budget he put the checkbook on his face  Redditors Wife

I told him i was pregnant he just said 'sweet' and ordered googly eyes

I told him i was pregnant he just said 'sweet' and ordered googly eyes  Redditors Wife
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