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Redditors Wife

I asked him why he wanted a kid so bad He said he thought he'd be a good troll dad

I asked him why he wanted a kid so bad He said he thought he'd be a good troll dad Redditors Wife
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I asked him to have sex He told me to wait a week and mumbled something about 45.7%

I asked him to have sex He told me to wait a week and mumbled something about 45.7% Redditors Wife
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We were discussing baby names. he asked "why not zoidberg?"

We were discussing baby names. he asked
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i told him i'm allergic to cats so we can't get one he told me i better find another way to bring him karma

i told him i'm allergic to cats so we can't get one he told me i better find another way to bring him karma Redditors Wife
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Asked him to come to bed He told me to stop being overly attached

Asked him to come to bed He told me to stop being overly attached Redditors Wife
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I told him I had a cold He said to try masturbation

I told him I had a cold He said to try masturbation Redditors Wife
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i told him i wanted a divorce he said, "watch out guys, we're dealing with a badass over here"

i told him i wanted a divorce he said,
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I asked him to come to the room for a sexy surprise He said "I've already seen enough tits today"

I asked him to come to the room for a sexy surprise He said
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I asked why he never does anything nice for me anymore said he didn't rape my nephew

I asked why he never does anything nice for me anymore said he didn't rape my nephew Redditors Wife
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i told him i felt like i was getting fat he gave me a bag of meth

i told him i felt like i was getting fat he gave me a bag of meth Redditors Wife
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