Redditors Wife

I told him I wanted to be big spoon... He started farting and making jet-pack noises

I told him I wanted to be big spoon... He started farting and making jet-pack noises  Redditors Wife

I asked him what he wanted to be for Halloween he just mumbled something about greasy hair extensions

I asked him what he wanted to be for Halloween  he just mumbled something about greasy hair extensions    Redditors Wife

Invited him to have sex Said he was busy watching his friend masturbate on Skype

Invited him to have sex Said he was busy watching his friend masturbate on Skype  Redditors Wife

"Come back to bed" No! I need to make more Cal u memes!

He's changed my pet names for his junk To Herp, Derp, and TROLOLOL!

He's changed my pet names for his junk To Herp, Derp, and TROLOLOL!  Redditors Wife

He found the picture his 6 year old daughter took to try to show him that he is on the computer too much He now posts it to Reddit with witty captions for Karma

He found the picture his 6 year old daughter took to try to show him that he is on the computer too much He now posts it to Reddit with witty captions for Karma  Redditors Wife

HE SAYS HE WANTS TO CUM IN MY MOUTH HE MISSES

HE SAYS HE WANTS TO CUM IN MY MOUTH HE MISSES  Redditors Wife

He found out I donated money to charity He got mad at me for not karma whoring it on reddit

He found out I donated money to charity He got mad at me for not karma whoring it on reddit  Redditors Wife

I was giving birth to our son he was watching the game and thanking TNT on reddit

I was giving birth to our son he was watching the game and thanking TNT on reddit  Redditors Wife

I asked him if we could go to the dance at my public school He had homework

I asked him if we could go to the dance at my public school He had homework   Redditors Wife
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