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I asked him where the toothpaste went he told me he used it to clean his headlights

I asked him where the toothpaste went he told me he used it to clean his headlights Redditors Wife
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I SENT HIM NUDE PICTURES OF MYSELF HE POSTS IT ON /R/GONEWILD

I SENT HIM NUDE PICTURES OF MYSELF HE POSTS IT ON /R/GONEWILD Redditors Wife
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I wrote him a love letter tl;dr

I wrote him a love letter tl;dr Redditors Wife
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He wanted to take me to Golden Corral So he could dip a parrot in the Chocolate Wonderfall

He wanted to take me to Golden Corral So he could dip a parrot in the Chocolate Wonderfall Redditors Wife
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i said i wanted to watch a romantic movie he said only if it was on vhs

i said i wanted to watch a romantic movie he said only if it was on vhs Redditors Wife
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I told him I saw a blue lobster today he said he only gives a fuck to a yellow lobster

I told him I saw a blue lobster today he said he only gives a fuck to a yellow lobster Redditors Wife
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I told him that we had to talk He introdused me to the game angry birds

I told him that we had to talk He introdused me to the game angry birds Redditors Wife
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I asked him to have sex with me He told me to go have sex with our son instead

I asked him to have sex with me He told me to go have sex with our son instead Redditors Wife
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He saw a spider Then burned our house down

He saw a spider Then burned our house down Redditors Wife
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asked him if he wanted anal sex demanded dessert first

asked him if he wanted anal sex demanded dessert first Redditors Wife
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