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he said he would make dinner tonight then he turned the toaster sideways

he said he would make dinner tonight then he turned the toaster sideways  Redditors Wife

honey, i'm leaving you Free karma on r/relationship_advice!

honey, i'm leaving you Free karma on r/relationship_advice!  Redditors Wife

Cee-lo sang the wrong words to imagine. can't sleep until everyone knows exactly how much i don't believe in god.

Cee-lo sang the wrong words to imagine. can't  sleep until everyone knows exactly how much i don't believe in god.  Redditors Wife

judging from his recent internet history i thought he would love the tickle me elmo i bought him

judging from his recent internet history i thought he would love the tickle me elmo 
i bought him  Redditors Wife

I asked him what his new measuring stick was for He mumbled something about deserving small cattle

I asked him what his new measuring stick was for He mumbled something about deserving small cattle  Redditors Wife

always has lots of cash can't seem to keep a pair of socks

always has lots of cash can't seem to keep a pair of socks  Redditors Wife

He made me a birthday cake It was just frosting

He made me a birthday cake It was just frosting  Redditors Wife

He got me an Ipad for christmas It was only an Ipad

He got me an Ipad for christmas It was only an Ipad  Redditors Wife

we were ordered to evacuate he stood on the roof and yelled "come at me bro"

we were ordered to evacuate he stood on the roof and yelled

I told him I wanted to have a baby He said he'd order some guy's sperm online

I told him I wanted to  have a baby He said he'd order some guy's sperm online  Redditors Wife
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