Redditors Wife

I told him my sister cindy was coming to visit. He called her a thundercunt.

I told him my sister cindy was coming to visit. He called her a thundercunt.  Redditors Wife

I asked him if he remembered to take out the trash He said pepperidge farm remembers

I asked him if he remembered  to take out the trash He said pepperidge farm remembers  Redditors Wife

moment, honey, just six levels left

 moment, honey, just six levels left   Redditors Wife

"If you come to bed I'll give you a BJ" "Can't just yet, I'm in an intense debate over proper dick-scrubbing technique"

He has an invererted penis Found a subreddit that says it's normal

He has an invererted penis Found a subreddit that says it's normal  Redditors Wife

I asked him why he deleted the browser history he said he was looking for plane tickets

I asked him why he deleted the browser history he said he was looking for plane tickets  Redditors Wife

I asked him how we could make our love life better He said, "More magnets"

I asked him how we could make our love life better He said,

I told him he could go down south He said that I don't exist yet.

I told him he could go down south He said that I don't exist yet.  Redditors Wife

He wants to have a child with me Only to claim a dependent on his taxes

He wants to have a child with me Only to claim a dependent on his taxes  Redditors Wife

Asks for some cash for groceries he hands her a pack of gum

Asks for some cash for groceries he hands her a pack of gum  Redditors Wife
Like us for More!