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i told him he needs to get in shape he shaved his stomach hair into a six-pack

i told him he needs to get in shape he shaved his stomach hair into a six-pack  Redditors Wife

I told him i had run out of birth control he said he'd just rape me from now on

I told him i had run out of birth control he said he'd just rape me from now on  Redditors Wife

i took my clothes off for him he called me a karma whore

i took my clothes off for him he called me a karma whore  Redditors Wife

I asked for more money for the tip He said to just flash the guy

I asked for more money for the tip He said to just flash the guy  Redditors Wife

I told him that i loved him all he said was "huh?"

I told him that
i loved him all he said was

I asked him if he wanted to have sex. He said he'd rather stick his cell phone in his anus.

I asked him if he wanted to have sex. He said he'd rather stick his cell phone in his anus.  Redditors Wife

I asked him where he got $230 from He said he was mugged

I asked him where he got $230 from He said he was mugged  Redditors Wife

I told him we should have a baby he said "is there an air pump nearby?"

I told him we should have a baby he said

I told him to do me He said one thrust for every upvote in the next 6 hours

I told him to do me He said one thrust for every upvote in the next 6 hours  Redditors Wife

I asked him if I looked fat in my bathing suit He said I should have lived in the 1950's

I asked him if I looked fat in my bathing suit He said I should have lived in the 1950's  Redditors Wife
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