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He finally responded to an invitation to have sex he said "I shall play you the song of my people"

He finally responded to an invitation to have sex he said

I asked him about ice soap he laughed and called me slowpoke

I asked him about ice soap he laughed and called me slowpoke  Redditors Wife

I made him some cookies He said next time flip the pan over

I made him some cookies He said next time flip the pan over  Redditors Wife

i had him take nude pictures of me he said his photo of saturn was far better

i had him take nude pictures of me he said his photo of saturn was far better  Redditors Wife

I asked him if we could get a Roomba He said "We'll need a Federal Firearms License"

I asked him if we could get a Roomba He said

I said no sex when I'm on my period He replied f5

I said no sex when I'm on my period He replied f5  Redditors Wife

i told him i didn't feel like having sex he said something about needing more pebbles

i told him i didn't feel like having sex he said something about needing more pebbles  Redditors Wife

I asked him to hand me the newspaper He just mumbled something about not getting stung by bees

I asked him to hand me the newspaper He just mumbled something about not getting stung by bees  Redditors Wife

I said we need a new couch he said only if we can get a super couch

I said we need a new couch he said only if we can get a super couch  Redditors Wife

am I not enough? what do hundreds of attention starved hotties showing their tits for upvotes have over me?

am I not enough? what do hundreds of attention starved hotties showing their tits for upvotes have over me?  Redditors Wife
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