Redditors Wife

This is a question every redditor wished his wife asked him This is a trending joke on reddit that I never get

This is a question every redditor wished his wife asked him This is a trending joke on reddit that I never get  Redditors Wife

he told reddit he was going to propose to me tonight. He said "it was only for upvotes"

he told reddit he was going to propose to me tonight. He said

i asked him where my dildo was he told to just grab a bicycle grip from the garage

i asked him where my dildo was he told to just grab a bicycle grip from the garage  Redditors Wife

The joke from another post On this picture

The joke from another post On this picture  Redditors Wife

He told me he forgot what I look like He made me try on one of my slippers

He told me he forgot what I look like He made me try on one of my slippers  Redditors Wife

Hug the fucking wall goodnight, bitch. I'm on teh interwebz.

Hug the fucking wall goodnight, bitch. I'm on teh interwebz.  Redditors Wife

Asked him if he was coming to bed He told me it was too close to 16:15 EST/21:15 UTC

Asked him if he was coming to bed He told me it was too close to 16:15 EST/21:15 UTC  Redditors Wife

I told him I was pregnant He told me to swallow his seman Caption 3 goes here

I told him I was pregnant He told me to swallow his seman Caption 3 goes here  Redditors Wife

I asked him why he spent so much time on the internet he said: "Fuck you, that's why"

I asked him why he spent so much time on the internet he said:

I asked him to purchase a gag gift. he bought me a dildo.

I asked him to purchase a gag gift. he bought me a dildo.   Redditors Wife
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