Redditors Wife

honey, it's 3 o clock in the morning. That's fine, lsac hasn't released my score yet.

honey, it's 3 o clock in the morning.  That's fine, lsac hasn't released my score yet.  Redditors Wife

Wife bought me minecraft she now sleeps alone

Wife bought me minecraft she now sleeps alone  Redditors Wife

I asked if he likes my new haircut he told me to hold it in front of the monitor

I asked if he likes my new haircut he told me to hold it in front of the monitor  Redditors Wife

i asked him what color we should paint the house. "swirly"

i asked him what color we should paint the house.

I told him we're out of lube he said,"there's yogurt in the fridge"

I told him we're out of lube he said,

Told him his penis was lifeless So he put soy sauce on it

Told him his penis was lifeless So he put soy sauce on it  Redditors Wife

On the way to the hospital water just broke He pulls the car over to take a picture of the odometer at 80085

On the way to the hospital water just broke He pulls the car over to take a picture of the odometer at 80085  Redditors Wife

Asked him if he wanted to drive to the holiday party He said, "make the cat do it."

Asked him if he wanted to drive to the holiday party  He said,

I tell him i'm going out and ask him if he wants anything he said, "go to Europe and get me a time magazine"

I tell him i'm going out and ask him if he wants anything  he said,

Maybe if I destroy his computer He'll pay attention to me

Maybe if I destroy his computer He'll pay attention to me  Redditors Wife
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