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I told him that we need a new iron He told me to just use a pan

I told him that we need a new iron He told me to just use a pan  Redditors Wife

I wanted him to fly on vacation with me He wanted to know if there are penguins on the plane

I wanted him to fly on vacation with me He wanted to know if there are penguins on the plane  Redditors Wife

You don't understand my art Limericks are coming back, Liz.

You don't understand my art Limericks are coming back, Liz.  Redditors Wife

I filed for divorce yesterday TL;DR

I filed for divorce yesterday TL;DR  Redditors Wife

He asked for the number to the pizza place and I didn't have it. who is jakucha?

He asked for the number to the pizza place and I didn't have it. who is jakucha?  Redditors Wife

i asked why he isn't a good husband anymore he said "i used to be good husband, but i took an arrow to the knee"

i asked why he isn't a good husband anymore he said

I asked him for $100 for shopping. He told me he never stole a Pokemon card from me.

I asked him for $100 for shopping. He told me he never stole a Pokemon card from me.   Redditors Wife

Asked him to turn off skyrim and come to bed He called me a skeever

Asked him to turn off skyrim and come to bed He called me a skeever  Redditors Wife

I just wish it could be like it was after physics class

I just wish it could be like it was after physics class  Redditors Wife

Left me alone, with no ride at Best Buy Get home 5 hours later and he's playing Skyrim.

Left me alone, with no ride at Best Buy Get home 5 hours later and he's playing Skyrim.    Redditors Wife
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