Redditors Husband

"Honey, you know it's my birthday right?" "Sorry, reading about some idiot trying to get a blowjob."

wife put my penis through a donut hole during sexy time said it would add new dimensions

wife put my penis through a donut hole during sexy time said it would add new dimensions  Redditors Husband

Finally... Peace and Quiet!

Finally... Peace and Quiet!  Redditors Husband

I wanted to rekindle our relationship... She told me to catch a foul ball barehanded.

I wanted to rekindle our relationship... She told me to catch a foul ball barehanded.  Redditors Husband

I ASKED HER TO MARRY ME SHE ASKED ME TO GET MORE LINK KARMA

I ASKED HER TO MARRY ME SHE ASKED ME TO GET MORE LINK KARMA  Redditors Husband

Asked if we could have sex with the lights on. "no, lets leave them off".

Asked if we could have sex with the lights on.

honey, you're getting really good on that guitar "i'm getting free lessons online"

honey, you're getting really good on that guitar

Taught her about Reddit She tries to make everything into a meme

Taught her about Reddit She tries to make everything into a meme  Redditors Husband

I asked her if we could try anal tonight she said it was taco night

I asked her if we could try anal tonight she said it was taco night  Redditors Husband

someone flirted with her she told me i was supposed to replace his eyes with his balls

someone flirted with her she told me i was supposed to replace his eyes with his balls  Redditors Husband
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