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Her tits: +709. His dick: -3. Sharing a mutual secret: Priceless.

Her tits: +709. His dick: -3. Sharing a mutual secret: Priceless.  Redditors Husband

I asked her to have sex with me says I have to masturbate first to see if it's still a good idea

I asked her to have sex with me says I have to masturbate first to see if it's still a good idea  Redditors Husband

Introduced hot wife to reddit Still hot and has 8x my karma

Introduced hot wife to reddit Still hot and has 8x my karma  Redditors Husband

Asked her to give me a blowjob "Where's my 50 Shades of Grey?"

Asked her to give me a blowjob

I ASKED HER FOR A BLOWJOB SHE TOLD ME TO CALL MY COUSIN

I ASKED HER FOR A BLOWJOB SHE TOLD ME TO CALL MY COUSIN  Redditors Husband

She said she was unsatisfied with our relationship... because I never say anything overly attached enough for a meme.

She said she was unsatisfied with our relationship... because I never say anything overly attached enough for a meme.  Redditors Husband

She said we could have anal sex tonight. got a toothbrush stuck up my butt.

She said we could have anal sex tonight.  got a toothbrush stuck up my butt.  Redditors Husband

I told her to make me a sandwich she told me to build a kitchen

I told her to make me a sandwich she told me to build a kitchen  Redditors Husband

I asked her to marry me with poker cards she folded

I asked her to marry me with poker cards she folded  Redditors Husband

I gave her diamond earings for our anniversery she told me to get a gold cookie monster

I gave her diamond earings for our anniversery  she told me to get a gold cookie monster   Redditors Husband
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