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says she wants to spend more time in line at the grocery store because guys always breathe on the back of her neck now

says she wants to spend more time in line at the grocery store because guys always breathe on the back of her neck now Redditors Husband
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I said I wanted to break up She said "give me a vial of your blood."

I said I wanted to break up She said
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I told her my fingers were cold she said nice try and gave me mittens

I told her my fingers were cold she said nice try and gave me mittens Redditors Husband
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I called her "miss information" she said "i know what that means"

I called her
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I asked her to pick up a hobby "I'm not becoming a falconer."

I asked her to pick up a hobby
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I asked her if she wanted to go on a hike She said "only If i can bring all my dresses."

I asked her if she wanted to go on a hike She said
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Asked her if she wanted to have sex... She told me to go rub one out and ask her again.

Asked her if she wanted to have sex... She told me to go rub one out and ask her again. Redditors Husband
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I asked her to come to bed she told me our toothbrushes weren't done having tissue sex

I asked her to come to bed she told me our toothbrushes weren't done having tissue sex Redditors Husband
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He asked for butt sex. I asked for a card.

He asked for butt sex. I asked for a card. Redditors Husband
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I asked her to up vote my link "Only if you eat me out first"

I asked her to up vote my link
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