Redditors Husband

I told her my head hurts she told me to masterbate

I told her my head hurts she told me to masterbate  Redditors Husband

something from earlier

something from earlier  Redditors Husband

i told her i was bored she suggested i balance random objects on her head

i told her i was bored she suggested i balance random objects on her head  Redditors Husband

I asked her if we could have a baby "we need to get a pug first"

I asked her if we could have a baby

"Who is that girl? She posts a lot of weird stuff" While looking at overly attached girlfriend meme

Asked if she was feeling stressed "Whip out the pit sweat"

Asked if she was feeling stressed

i asked her to come to bed bring a bag of dicks

i asked her to come to bed bring a bag of dicks   Redditors Husband

"WHERE ARE ALL THE CUPCAKES?" "ONE DAY, YOU'LL THANK ME"

Said i was going to get orange juice "oh my mom's here?"

Said i was going to get orange juice

the only way he will see my panties is with that camera

the only way he will see my panties is with that camera  Redditors Husband
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