Redditors Husband

I gave her flowers "I wanted monkey orchids"

I gave her flowers

Got her hooked on reddit Now he complains about not getting enough sex

Got her hooked on reddit Now he complains about not getting enough sex  Redditors Husband

We had a fight last night Next morning, she throws breadcrumbs at me

We had a fight last night Next morning, she throws 
breadcrumbs at me  Redditors Husband

She asked me to squeeze her boobs more often to prevent breast cancer

She asked me to squeeze her boobs more often  to prevent breast cancer  Redditors Husband

told her about reddit CAN'T GET HER OFF [ OF IT ]

told her about reddit CAN'T GET HER OFF 
[ OF IT ]  Redditors Husband

i asked her if she wanted to go out " I thought we were "

i asked her if she wanted to go out

I asked her to come to bed "Hold on I'll get a fork."

I asked her to come to bed

I told her she was hot. She climbed into the fridge.

I told her she was hot. She climbed into the fridge.  Redditors Husband

I said, "We're gettin married." "Only if it's 'Way far away.'"

I said,

I asked her to come to bed she told me to defrost the bagel

I asked her to come to bed she told me to defrost the bagel  Redditors Husband
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