Redditors Husband

I gave her flowers "Only if they are copper"

I gave her flowers

Wife got me yoga pants Said "c'mon honey, we're going to the range!"

Wife got me yoga pants Said

I asked her if she's going to go to the store she said "so you can tell fart jokes to our son?"

I asked her if she's going to go to the store she said

I asked her if she wanted to have sex she said only if we do it in a car louder than the couple next to us

I asked her if she wanted to have sex she said only if we do it in a car louder than the couple next to us  Redditors Husband

I asked her for a blowjob She said my dick is too big

I asked her for a blowjob She said my dick is too big  Redditors Husband

hi honey man with no shirt here shut up they just posted the new enders game trailer

hi honey man with no shirt here shut up they just posted the new enders game trailer  Redditors Husband

I asked if she got her period yet. She sent me a picture of a flat tire.

I asked if she got her period yet. She sent me a picture of a flat tire.  Redditors Husband

I asked her to come have sex she said no, I just peed

I asked her to come have sex she said no, I just peed  Redditors Husband

I asked for a new computer she said I better not install a virus

I asked for a new computer she said I better not install a virus  Redditors Husband

Husband's advances rejected for Reddit. Husband goes and faps on Reddit instead.

Husband's advances rejected for Reddit. Husband goes and faps on Reddit instead.  Redditors Husband
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