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I asked her if she wanted a baked potato she came

I asked her if she wanted a baked potato she came Redditors Husband
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I made her breakfast "Is there bacon and scotch?"

I made her breakfast
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Had flowers delivered anonymously "Why do you think i am cheating on you?"

Had flowers delivered anonymously
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I asked her if she wanted me to carry her to bed She said, "so you can try to give me a concussion?"

I asked her if she wanted me to carry her to bed She said,
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Hey Did You see that Baby ox that just frontpaged? "I saw that on /aww... 3 hours ago"

Hey Did You see that Baby ox that just frontpaged?
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I asked her what she wants for her birthday "Falcon."

I asked her what she wants for her birthday
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I got her a diamond ring "You should've gotten a moissanite one"

I got her a diamond ring
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I asked her if she wanted to have sex "let me pee first"

I asked her if she wanted to have sex
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Asked her for sex She said she has AIDS

Asked her for sex She said she has AIDS Redditors Husband
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I told her I couldn't figure out the directions She asked me what I got my dick stuck in this time

I told her I couldn't figure out the directions She asked me what I got my dick stuck in this time Redditors Husband
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