Redditors Husband

I wanted sex she said "ok, a quickie and then go to sleep"

I wanted sex she said

I told her i already got her a valentine's day present "don't expect me to guess what it is"

I told her i already got her a valentine's day present

husband's too busy to reddit now, i send him best posts when i can't sleep sent him nothing last night, wasn't aware of the civil war & wouldn't get the humor...

husband's too busy to reddit now, i send him best posts when i can't sleep  sent him nothing last night, wasn't aware of the civil war & wouldn't get the humor...  Redditors Husband

i told her i had to pee she asked me to clean the sink after

i told her i had to pee she asked me to clean
the sink after  Redditors Husband

try to steal her reaction for karma it's already the top-ranked comment

try to steal her reaction for karma it's already the top-ranked comment  Redditors Husband

I asked her to marry me she said to build an iris compartment

I asked her to marry me  she said to build an iris compartment  Redditors Husband

Bought her some flowers to surprise her She threw them away because they weren't paper lilies or made of bronze

Bought her some flowers to surprise her She threw them away because they weren't paper lilies or made of bronze  Redditors Husband

Put his d*ck in a box to try and spice things up with their sex life "honey, I know that's a duck"

Put his d*ck in a box to try and spice things up with their sex life

Eats girlfriend out Screams "omg" about reddit link

Eats girlfriend out Screams

Fill The bathtub with popcorn i'm going to win a years supply

Fill The bathtub with popcorn i'm going to win a years supply  Redditors Husband
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