Redditors Husband

asked her when she's coming to bed... "after im done scratching my ankle"

asked her when she's coming to bed...

i wanted to talk about the fight we had last night "we're not talking about shit until you loosen all those jars."

i wanted to talk about the fight we had last night

i asked her if she wants to go to bed she said to turn the heat up

i asked her if she wants to go to bed she said to turn the heat up  Redditors Husband

Fuck you From now on you change the baby's diaper in public

Fuck you From now on you change the baby's diaper in public  Redditors Husband

She told me not to come back until my hair is a tattoo.

She told me not to come back until my hair is a tattoo.  Redditors Husband

"I'm building a gaming pc" "oh no you aren't"

wife keeps trying to put my penis through a donut hole during sexy time says it adds new dimensions

wife keeps trying to put my penis through a donut hole during sexy time says it adds new dimensions  Redditors Husband

i asked her for sex She said there were communists in her fun park

i asked her for sex She said there were communists in her fun park  Redditors Husband

I TRIED TO COMFORT HER WHEN SHE WAS SICK she said "STOP COPYING ME!"

I TRIED TO COMFORT HER WHEN SHE WAS SICK she said

I tried to kiss her "I'm trying to read about awkward boners."

I tried to kiss her
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