Redditors Husband

I asked her if she was kissing another man She said It's just noodles.

I asked her if she was kissing another man She said It's just noodles.  Redditors Husband

I asked her to upvote my link "if you eat me out first"

I asked her to upvote my link

I told her I got a giftcard to a new restaurant from work She called me a lying, "foodie" douche and said we're going to the cheesecake factory

I told her I got a giftcard to a new restaurant from work She called me a lying,

Asked if we could have sex "Only if you rub my nipples"

Asked if we could have sex

Told her I orderd deep dish pizza. Told me that I'd better propose tonight.

Told her I orderd deep dish pizza. Told me that I'd better propose tonight.  Redditors Husband

I asked if she wanted to try anal she said pooping feels better

I asked if she wanted to try anal she said pooping feels better  Redditors Husband

I asked why she wanted to drive "Because I'm on to you, asshole"

I asked why she wanted to drive

I asked her if she could go and fish with me "How many upvotes will I get?"

I asked her if she could go and fish with me

the redditors wife meme... expresses how i feel

the redditors wife meme... expresses how i feel  Redditors Husband

I asked if we had some sake she told me to go blow myself

I asked if we had some sake she told me to go blow myself  Redditors Husband
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