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Redditors Husband

asks if she wants to go to sleep "only if your penis is inside me"

asks if she wants to go to sleep
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I asked about the honeymoon "I don't sleep with exes."

I asked about the honeymoon
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I asked her for a BJ "Do you have $20?"

I asked her for a BJ
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i brought a pizza home for dinner she said i was insecure about asking for directions

i brought a pizza home for dinner she said i was insecure about asking for directions Redditors Husband
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Uhhh, how about that blowjob? i haven't reached that page yet

Uhhh, how about that blowjob? i haven't reached that page yet Redditors Husband
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I told her to come to bed "Hold on! I'm chatting with this nice guy on Tumblr".

I told her to come to bed
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My balls are getting pretty full... she told me to go pee

My balls are getting pretty full... she told me to go pee Redditors Husband
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What movie do you want to watch thats okay baby i'm on reddit

What movie do you want to watch thats okay baby i'm on reddit Redditors Husband
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I asked if she wanted to have sex she told me not till your post makes the front page

I asked if she wanted to have sex she told me not till your post makes the front page Redditors Husband
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I asked her for a spoon "Why? To eat out my butthole?"

I asked her for a spoon
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