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I asked her if she wants me to finger-bang her "Gimmie a minute, I need to work on a dingleberry"

I asked her if she wants me to finger-bang her
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I told her i was horny she told me to rub my forearm

I told her i was horny she told me to rub my forearm Redditors Husband
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I said lets have sexy time tonight She said to just eat an ice cream sandwich slowly

I said lets have sexy time tonight She said to just eat an ice cream sandwich slowly Redditors Husband
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I asked for sex She asked to see my shelter dog

I asked for sex She asked to see my shelter dog Redditors Husband
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I wanted to make her a nice italian dinner "No food on my tits, asshole."

I wanted to make her a nice italian dinner
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I said, "Wesley Said he used to have a crush on you in high school?" "He probably still does."

I said,
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"do you want to go to the cinema?" sure, but i'll hold the popcorn
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she says she doesn't have time for that she makes time to tell me she has no time for that

she says she doesn't have time for that she makes time to tell me she has no time for that Redditors Husband
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asked my wife to cuddle sure come hold my toe

asked my wife to cuddle sure come hold my toe Redditors Husband
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I said I was bored she said "balance things on my head."

I said I was bored she said
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