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Let's make a sex tape "help me get this temporary tattoo on"

Let's make a sex tape

I wanted to talk to her but she's too distracted by her own cleavage to care

I wanted to talk to her but she's too distracted by her own cleavage to care  Redditors Husband

Wife tells me to put on my headphones Tries to talk to me

Wife tells me to put on my headphones Tries to talk to me  Redditors Husband

I asked her to reduce my risk of prostate cancer by 33%. "do it yourself."

I asked her to reduce my risk of prostate cancer by 33%.

I asked her for a blow job she asked for the 297 back massages i owed her

I asked her for a blow job she asked for the 297 back massages i owed her   Redditors Husband

I asked her why we don't have crazy, jealous sex she said because I get my hair cut by a man

I asked her why we don't have crazy, jealous sex she said because I get my hair cut by a man  Redditors Husband

I asked her why she was browsing r/gonewild She showed me her ass hole

I asked her why she was browsing r/gonewild She showed me her ass hole  Redditors Husband

asked her if she wanted to have sex tonight She said only if the bed is in the kitchen

asked her if she wanted to have sex tonight She said only if the bed is in the kitchen  Redditors Husband

I told her I was thinking about her last night She said I couldn't have a blow job

I told her I was thinking about her last night She said I couldn't have a blow job  Redditors Husband

Did you see the success kid who enjoyed trying anal If you want anal, go fuck a dude

Did you see the success kid who enjoyed trying anal If you want anal, go fuck a dude  Redditors Husband
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