Redditors Husband

i told her i had a boner she said rub your arm

i told her i had a boner she said rub your arm  Redditors Husband

I asked her if she wanted to have sex She said she isn't that attached to me

I asked her if she wanted to have sex She said she isn't that attached to me  Redditors Husband

Scumbag Printer made my proposal "I love you for refilling the yellow ink?"

Scumbag Printer made my proposal

I asked her what she wanted for valentine's day "Asking me to list things that I want for valentine's day ? how creative"

I asked her what she wanted for valentine's day

She brought me a pudding cup and told me I had to eat it without a spoon

She brought me a pudding cup and told me I had to eat it without a spoon  Redditors Husband

I was having Bedroom thoughts "I already sprayed myself with holy water"

I was having Bedroom thoughts

I asked her 'Y' she looks so fit? "Young Men's Christian's ass"

I asked her 'Y' she looks so fit?

No you can't use my computer while yours is getting fixed I don't want you turning all of my reddit links purple.

No you can't use my computer while yours is getting fixed I don't want you turning all of my reddit links purple.  Redditors Husband

I said, "The AV club used to have a crush on you in high school?" "They probably still do."

I said,

I bought her a tablet to help with end-of-semester productivity "redditing on the shitter is so much easier now"

I bought her a tablet to help with end-of-semester productivity
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