Redditors Boyfriend

I asked if she had seen my hairbrush she told me to check her butthole

I asked if she had seen my hairbrush she told me to check her butthole  Redditors Boyfriend

Finally gets girlfriend shits all over him

Finally gets girlfriend shits all over him  Redditors Boyfriend

Hey honey wanna come to bed? Maybe after you laser your balls

Hey honey wanna come to bed? Maybe after you laser your balls  Redditors Boyfriend

I told her that I'd like to cuddle She said she'd prefer to stab zombies

I told her that I'd like to cuddle She said she'd prefer to stab zombies  Redditors Boyfriend

Made her a rice krispy heart She Didn't accept it because it wasn't in the shape of a penis

Made her a rice krispy heart She Didn't accept it because it wasn't in the shape of a penis  Redditors Boyfriend

i asked her whats wrong she told me to find out on reddit

i asked her whats wrong  she told me to find out on reddit  Redditors Boyfriend

I told her I was saving for a gaming pc She thinks I meant an engagement ring

I told her I was saving for a gaming pc She thinks I meant an engagement ring  Redditors Boyfriend

I asked her to come to bed "Not until you put on a suit"

I asked her to come to bed

Came home with a bouquet of roses She told me to come back with paper lillies

Came home with a bouquet of roses She told me to come back with paper lillies  Redditors Boyfriend

I tried to seduce her She if my penis was in one piece.

I tried to seduce her She if my penis was in one piece.  Redditors Boyfriend
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