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Write a code Invalidate 20,000 records in the production database. Caption 3 goes here

Write a code Invalidate 20,000 records in the production database. Caption 3 goes here  Programmer

Ignore exceptions Because it makes program crash

Ignore exceptions Because it makes program crash  Programmer

First Compile. No errors. I have no clue how to start debugging....

First Compile.  No errors.  I have no clue how to start debugging....  Programmer

Checks code in early so the other guy has to merge his changes

Checks code in early so the other guy has to merge his changes  Programmer

¿quien carajo hizo este codigo de mierda? git blame. Uh, fui yo.

¿quien carajo hizo este codigo de mierda? git blame. Uh, fui yo.  Programmer

She thinks she's a rebound Should I tell her 'that's foul'?

She thinks she's a rebound Should I tell her 'that's foul'?  Programmer

Code finally working Databases get updated to Alpha version and breaks all code

Code finally working Databases get updated to Alpha version and breaks all code  Programmer

SEGFAULTS MUST BE COMPILER BUG...

SEGFAULTS MUST BE COMPILER BUG...  Programmer

Write a code Go back and look at it thinking who wrote this crap

Write a code Go back and look at it thinking who wrote this crap  Programmer

Write a line of code Spend rest of day on Reddit

Write a line of code Spend rest of day on Reddit  Programmer
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