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QA reported a bug? bitch, thats a feature.

QA reported a bug? bitch, thats a feature.  Programmer

Write a code and it fails Run code again to be sure, how the fuck could it not work!?

Write a code and it fails Run code again to be sure, how the fuck could it not work!?  Programmer

Don't know what's wrong. Don't know how long it will take to find out. Don't know how long it will take to fix. Don't know what I don't know. Don't know what Dave knows. Don't know what you want. gimme about half an hour

Don't know what's wrong.  Don't know how long it will take to find out.  Don't know how long it will take to fix.  Don't know what I don't know.  Don't know what Dave knows.  Don't know what you want. gimme about half an hour  Programmer

Last 10% takes 90% of the time. Why? Because you spend 90% of the time asuming you know what to do only to realise that someone forgot to mention 10% of the features, which forces you to rewrite the 90% you already did in 10% of the time so that you can a

Last 10% takes 90% of the time. Why? Because you spend 90% of the time asuming you know what to do only to realise that someone forgot to mention 10% of the features, which forces you to rewrite the 90% you already did in 10% of the time so that you can a  Programmer

You want a one-sentence summary of a project I spent six months on? IT GOES DING WHEN THERE'S STUFF

You want a one-sentence summary of a project I spent six months on? IT GOES DING WHEN THERE'S STUFF  Programmer

The arrow is purple And I don't know why

The arrow is purple And I don't know why  Programmer

WHAT IS THIS? OH ITS SHITWARE

WHAT IS THIS? OH ITS SHITWARE  Programmer

New Javascript code works first time Break out the Champagne.

New Javascript code works first time Break out the Champagne.  Programmer

Spends 2 hours trying to fix a bug. Solution doesn't work but finds out there was a function all along

Spends 2 hours trying to fix a bug. Solution doesn't work but finds out there was a function all along  Programmer

Wants to catch overflow exception Uses try/catch

Wants to catch overflow exception Uses try/catch  Programmer
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