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"HELLO WORLD" I'm a fucking genius

Which dumbass wrote this crap? Oh, it was me

Which dumbass wrote this crap? Oh, it was me  Programmer

Update someone else's code . . . Thank fuck it's as bad as mine

Update someone else's code . . . Thank fuck it's as bad as mine  Programmer

It works! On Firefox and Chrome

It works! On Firefox and Chrome  Programmer

Fixing this bug should solve things. Makes things worse.

Fixing this bug should solve things. Makes things worse.  Programmer

SIX STAGES OF DEBUGGING 1. THAT CAN'T HAPPEN. 2. THAT DOESN'T HAPPEN ON MY MACHINE. 3. THAT SHOULDN'T HAPPEN. 4. WHY DOES THAT HAPPEN? 5. OH, I SEE. 6. HOW DID THAT EVER WORK?

SIX STAGES OF DEBUGGING 1. THAT CAN'T HAPPEN.
2. THAT DOESN'T HAPPEN ON MY MACHINE.
3. THAT SHOULDN'T HAPPEN.
4. WHY DOES THAT HAPPEN?
5. OH, I SEE.
6. HOW DID THAT EVER WORK?  Programmer

Looking at code I wrote years ago... "What the hell was I thinking?"

Looking at code I wrote years ago...

Program doesn't work PRINT EVERY VARIABLE IN EXISTENCE

Program doesn't work PRINT EVERY VARIABLE IN EXISTENCE  Programmer

Ok, so the code didn't run properly. I'll add a print statement to check what it is doing It runs perfectly

Ok, so the code didn't run properly. I'll add a print statement to check what it is doing It runs perfectly  Programmer

QA reported a bug? bitch, that's a feature.

QA reported a bug? bitch, that's a feature.  Programmer
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