Programmer

Boss said to do regression testing for *EVERY* changes I make... Pfft... that's what end users are for.

Boss said to do regression testing for *EVERY* changes I make... Pfft... that's what end users are for.  Programmer

Segmentation Fault hmmm. (Inserts 30 Printfs)

Segmentation Fault hmmm. (Inserts 30 Printfs)  Programmer

When I tell people I code for a living... "Oh! Can you fix my computer?"

When I tell people I code for a living...

this code is really badly written but it works... FUCK IT!

this code is really badly written but it works... FUCK IT!  Programmer

fix one error creates two more errors

fix one error creates two more errors  Programmer

Encounter difficult computational problem brute force it

Encounter difficult computational problem brute force it  Programmer

I met my true love online Cunt. (cunts) (lol)

I met my true love online Cunt. (cunts) (lol)  Programmer

Forget to close that parenthesis? Forget sleeping tonight.

Forget to close that parenthesis? Forget sleeping tonight.  Programmer

for (i = 99; i >=0; i--){ /*I bet you didn't even know you could do it this way*/

for (i = 99; i >=0; i--){ /*I bet you didn't even know you could do it this way*/  Programmer

1.1 + 1.09 =2.1900000000000004 God dammit Javascript...

1.1 + 1.09 =2.1900000000000004
God dammit Javascript...  Programmer
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