Professor Oak

Constantly forgets whether you're a boy or a girl asks what your name is

Constantly forgets whether you're a boy or a girl asks what your name is  Professor Oak

Gotta Catch'em All Or ill rape you

Gotta Catch'em All Or ill rape you  Professor Oak

welcome to the world of pokemon it only has 10 towns

welcome to the world of pokemon it only has 10 towns  Professor Oak

Hey, that's mouse-bro no, tom, that's pikachu

Hey, that's mouse-bro no, tom, that's pikachu  Professor Oak

I have three pokemon that you have no chance otherwise of getting other than me. You can have one

I have three pokemon that you have no chance otherwise of getting other than me. You can have one  Professor Oak

I come from kanto to tell ya something three legendary birds are roaming around sinnoh!

I come from kanto to tell ya something three legendary birds are roaming around sinnoh!  Professor Oak

Remember that parcel you delivered to me it was cocaine

Remember that parcel you delivered to me it was cocaine  Professor Oak

There's a time and place for everything but not now

There's a time and place for everything but not now  Professor Oak

defeat challenger just stands there and spins in circles

defeat challenger  just stands there and spins in circles   Professor Oak

You caught all 150 Pokemon? Great, Now I'll get my own radio show

You caught all 150 Pokemon? Great, Now I'll get my own radio show  Professor Oak
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