Professor Oak

Working on Pokedex is the greatest undertaking in history Send two ten years old to do it

Working on Pokedex is the greatest undertaking in history Send two ten years old to do it  Professor Oak

I've spent my entire life studying pokemon Take my pokedex, it's empty

I've spent my entire life studying pokemon Take my pokedex, it's empty  Professor Oak

Professor oak uses Put down on pokemon you didnt choose Its super effective

Professor oak uses Put down on pokemon you didnt choose Its super effective   Professor Oak

You picked Bulbasaur? What the fuck, kid?

You picked Bulbasaur? What the fuck, kid?  Professor Oak

Roses are red, violets are blue, this doesn't rhyme because of fuck you

Roses are red, violets are blue,  this doesn't rhyme because of fuck you   Professor Oak

Pikachu, the mouse type pokemon... The Fucks a mouse?!

Pikachu, the mouse type pokemon... The Fucks a mouse?!  Professor Oak

Catchem all in these little balls 1/15th their height.

Catchem all in these little balls 1/15th their height.  Professor Oak

i just got back from the black market selling pokemon to every single trainer in the world

i just got back from the black market selling pokemon to every single trainer in the world  Professor Oak

In Soviet Russia Pokemon put humans in pokeballs

In Soviet Russia Pokemon put humans in pokeballs  Professor Oak

It is physically impossible to run without these shoes

It is physically impossible to run without these shoes  Professor Oak
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