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Pera ka ba? Kasi COIN-tento na 'ko sayo dahil CASH-yang CASH-ya ka sa puso ko.

Pera ka ba? Kasi COIN-tento na 'ko sayo dahil CASH-yang CASH-ya ka sa puso ko. Pickup Line Scientist
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Hey girl, I got a couple toys in my trunk I guess you can say I have a mechanical advantage

Hey girl, I got a couple toys in my trunk I guess you can say I have a mechanical advantage Pickup Line Scientist
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Good thing you're not an asymptote Cause that means I can touch you

Good thing you're not an asymptote Cause that means I can touch you Pickup Line Scientist
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Why are you calling at this ungodly hour? Then call your own mother!!

Why are you calling at this ungodly hour? Then call your own mother!! Pickup Line Scientist
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Let's go to the basement of McMichael and study anatomy

Let's go to the basement of McMichael and study anatomy Pickup Line Scientist
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Baby I'll treat you like my homework. I'll slam you on the table, and do you all night long.

Baby I'll treat you like my homework. I'll slam you on the table, and do you all night long. Pickup Line Scientist
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Your mouth says "shields up" but your eyes say "a hull breach is imminent"

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I would say some esoteric double entendre But I've learned to know beta.

I would say some esoteric double entendre But I've learned to know beta. Pickup Line Scientist
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Oooh GIrl You look saturated

Oooh GIrl You look saturated Pickup Line Scientist
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The square root of 69 is actually 8.3066238629180748525842627449075

The square root of 69 is actually 8.3066238629180748525842627449075 Pickup Line Scientist
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