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Pickup Line Scientist

You ever hear about the Mohs scale? you just got me to 10

You ever hear about the Mohs scale? you just got me to 10 Pickup Line Scientist
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HEY GIRL, are you an architect? Because you just erected a structure in my pants.

HEY GIRL, are you an architect? Because you just erected a structure in my pants. Pickup Line Scientist
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Hey baby, Can I teach you the Sn2 mechanism? 'Cause I want to show you a backside attack

Hey baby, Can I teach you the Sn2 mechanism? 'Cause I want to show you a backside attack Pickup Line Scientist
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If i could rearrange the periodic table I would put 'U' and 'I' together

If i could rearrange the periodic table I would put 'U' and 'I' together Pickup Line Scientist
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You had me at... ...I have the biggest vagina in the world

You had me at... ...I have the biggest vagina in the world Pickup Line Scientist
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You can call me.... The pussy destroyer

You can call me.... The pussy destroyer Pickup Line Scientist
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grab a napkin homie you just got served

grab a napkin homie you just got served Pickup Line Scientist
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Hey girl, what's your sine? It must be pi/2 because you're the 1.

Hey girl, what's your sine? It must be pi/2 because you're the 1. Pickup Line Scientist
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Rowing It's oar-gasmic!

Rowing It's oar-gasmic! Pickup Line Scientist
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You must be auxin cause you are causing me to have rapid stem elongation

You must be auxin cause you are causing me to have rapid stem elongation Pickup Line Scientist
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