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I'm no pituitary gland... But I can still make a hormone

I'm no pituitary gland... But I can still make a hormone Pickup Line Scientist
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sometimes in the morning when i poop i pee

sometimes in the morning when i poop i pee Pickup Line Scientist
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The best relationships are like the universe They start with a big bang

The best relationships are like the universe They start with a big bang Pickup Line Scientist
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I MEAN YEAH, I CAN STILL AFFORD SEASON TICKETS I'VE JUST HAD TO CUT BACK ON THE COKE

I MEAN YEAH, I CAN STILL AFFORD SEASON TICKETS I'VE JUST HAD TO CUT BACK ON THE COKE Pickup Line Scientist
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According to Relativity, time slows down the faster you travel... So we should fuck really hard.

According to Relativity, time slows down the faster you travel... So we should fuck really hard. Pickup Line Scientist
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guess what? i just sharted!!

guess what? i just sharted!! Pickup Line Scientist
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I HOPE YOU'RE AN ENDOPLASMIC RETICULUM I LIKE IT ROUGH

I HOPE YOU'RE AN ENDOPLASMIC RETICULUM I LIKE IT ROUGH Pickup Line Scientist
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Hello future Mrs. Wolowitz

Hello future Mrs. Wolowitz Pickup Line Scientist
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Im no geologist, but if you get with me you will be

Im no geologist, but if you get with me you will be Pickup Line Scientist
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Do you transport sugar? Because you have great GLUTS

Do you transport sugar? Because you have great GLUTS Pickup Line Scientist
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