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I just measured my dick.

I just measured my dick. Pickup Line Scientist
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How about we act like oxygen and hydrogen and bond till we're wet

How about we act like oxygen and hydrogen and bond till we're wet Pickup Line Scientist
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Hey babe. My underwear are filthy. Watch me clean them with my scrotum wax.

Hey babe. My underwear are filthy. Watch me clean them with my scrotum wax. Pickup Line Scientist
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If I were a humulus lupulus, how would you use me: for bittering or aroma?

If I were a humulus lupulus, how would you use me: for bittering or aroma? Pickup Line Scientist
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Hey baby i heard you was alot like sand... Pretty fine

Hey baby i heard you was alot like sand... Pretty fine Pickup Line Scientist
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Hey babe. My underwear are filthy. Like, really dirty with shit.

Hey babe. My underwear are filthy. Like, really dirty with shit. Pickup Line Scientist
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I'm attracted to you like an electron is to a proton

I'm attracted to you like an electron is to a proton Pickup Line Scientist
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No date for prom took my mom

No date for prom took my mom Pickup Line Scientist
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I Want to be your derivative so i can be tangent to your curves

I Want to be your derivative so i can be tangent to your curves Pickup Line Scientist
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Huge asteroid headed for close encounter, collision is unlikely Keyword: Unlikely

Huge asteroid headed for close encounter, collision is unlikely Keyword: Unlikely Pickup Line Scientist
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