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I fucked your mom How do you feel about my smile now?

I fucked your mom How do you feel about my smile now? Pickup Line Scientist
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I'm gonna treat you like my big toe and bang you on all of my furniture

I'm gonna treat you like my big toe and bang you on all of my furniture Pickup Line Scientist
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Baby you turn my floppy disk into a hard drive

Baby you turn my floppy disk into a hard drive Pickup Line Scientist
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Hey, I know the spring constant of my matress want to collect some data?

Hey, I know the spring constant of my matress want to collect some data? Pickup Line Scientist
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hey girl, are you a tower? because eiffel in love with you

hey girl, are you a tower? because eiffel in love with you Pickup Line Scientist
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i wish i was your integral because then i could be under them curves

i wish i was your integral because then i could be under them curves Pickup Line Scientist
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Gets a random boner in class Hides it and sit there like this

Gets a random boner in class Hides it and sit there like this Pickup Line Scientist
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OUr love must be a square root Because it's ab-surd

OUr love must be a square root Because it's ab-surd Pickup Line Scientist
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I'm a med student So I'm sure I know everything

I'm a med student So I'm sure I know everything Pickup Line Scientist
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what do you call a sheep with no legs? BEAVER HEAVEN

what do you call a sheep with no legs? BEAVER HEAVEN Pickup Line Scientist
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